What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 02:36

A View to a Kill
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
From Russia With Love
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Diamonds Are Forever
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-All the bad guys are black.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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Live and Let Die
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slapping Tracy.
You Only Live Twice
Why can’t my wife just accept the fact that I’m going to cheat?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Octopussy
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-J W Pepper
How much stronger is an average man than an average woman?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Goldfinger
-”Ah so!”