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What movies have not aged well?

15.06.2025 02:36

What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

From Russia With Love

Why do Christians think voting for Trump is any better than voting for Kamala Harris?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What are the best ways to treat seasonal allergies?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Moonraker

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Do airline pilots try to avoid turbulence? How can you tell if your flight has been rerouted due to weather conditions or other factors?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-All the bad guys are black.

Dont you think we should put Project 2025 into full force to completely decimate the evil and corrupt Democratic party? The answer is yes.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Does turmeric help fight cancer? If so, how?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Dr No

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why am I attracted to older men?

Live and Let Die

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

From 1 to 10, how dark is the Naruto fandom? Why?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slapping Tracy.

You Only Live Twice

Why can’t my wife just accept the fact that I’m going to cheat?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Is there a reason why many men give up on dating and relationships? Is the dating scene difficult for them?

Octopussy

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-J W Pepper

How much stronger is an average man than an average woman?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Goldfinger

-”Ah so!”